PRODcast 137′s Old School Player of the Week: Mike CubbageMike…

PRODcast 137′s Old School Player of the Week: Mike Cubbage

Mike Cubbage was a serial killer-ass lookin’ switch hitting utility infielder who played in parts of eight seasons for the Texas Rangers, Minnesota Twins and New York Mets. He was much less bad than the disasters we usually feature in this segment, but he was also not good, as he was worth 6.4 WAR and hit .258 w/ 34 dingers, and an OPS+ of 94. What *was* bad was his whole get up, from the dadhat to the mom hair, to the dadglasses, to his waxlike and expressionless face, to his midcalf pants, to his wack ass golf shoes. There’s a lot going on here … and all of it is wrong. There’s also a little “John Denver goes to fantasy baseball camp” going on.