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LET’S TALK TO IT

SPONSOR BREAK – Muscle Buddies Deltoid Glaze

FOOD & BEVERAGE NEWS: You Eat And Drink Them

  • Riley gets flavor blasted.
  • Ian gets hopped up on Yerbae.

MUSICAL GUEST: PILE

HUMAN GUEST: David Roth of Deadspin and the Internet

Let’s Recall Several Baseballmen: The Cards

THE BASEBALL THINGS

THE GOOD

  • The Reds and the Padres are cool and fun.
  • Shohei is BACk, baby.
  • Whoooooole lotta grand slams. The most ever, in fact!
  • Joey Gallo and Hunter Pence hitting monster bombs.
  • Mike Fiers threw a no hitter and no one cared

THE BAD

  • Kenley and Joe Kelly broken.

THE UGLY

  • It would appear that a governor has been put on the mammoth machine, however smashes and jacks appear to be on a rampage, and moonshots have made a move as well.
  • This whole Bellinger to the OF to make sure he doesn’t dive is hilarious

OLD SCHOOL PLAYER OF THE WEEK: Bartolomé Fortunato